--------------- Queer Star Signs ------------- ARIES The RAM ----------- You're the pioneers and trailblazers, doers & the done, and dummy-spitters, Like Elton, --------------- TAURUS the BULL ----------------- You're the down-to-earth artists, valuers, beauties, sensualists & and Like Dali, Keith, & the Topps. --------------- GEMINI the TWINS ---------------- You're the writers, thinkers, singers and talkers & schizos. Like Boy, Ian, Julian, Marilyn, Melissa, Morrissey, Rupert, --------------- CANCER the CRAB ---------------- You're the home-makers & home-wreckers, soul nurturers, patriots Like Alfred, Amelie, ------------- LEO the LION -------------- You're the performers & show-offs, actors & drama queens, creators & power-trippers. Like Alexis, Andy, Ian (roberts), Jin, Sarah, & Warhol. This month... --------------- VIRGO the VIRGIN ---------------- You're the designers & , healers & hypochondriacs, martyrs & mavericks, perfectionists & critics. Like Dawn, Lily, Oscar, Rudy, ---------------- LIBRA the SCALES ------------- You're the swinging & swaying aesthetes & , counsellors & clients, Like Augusten, Gore, Divine, Martina, Truman, ------------- SCORPIO the SCORPION ---------------- You're the deep & meaningful sexologists & sex maniacs, psychologists & psychotics, detectives & criminals, serial killers & voyeurs. Like kd, Mapplethorpe, ----------------- SAGITTARIUS the ARCHER ---------------- You're the philosophers & , explorers &, Like Agnes, Candy, Raven, Sinead, ---------------- CAPRICORN the GOAT ------------------ You're the serious planners & schemers, growers & builders, timekeepers & . Like ----------------- AQUARIUS the ---------------- You're the humanitarians, social activists, discovers & inventors, and trouble-makers. Like Eddie, Ellen, Oprah & . ---------------- PISCES the FISHES ---------------- You're the visionaries & copycats, dreamers & delusionals, romantics & double-crossers, mythmakers & mythbusters, princesses & paupers. poets & Like Barbie, Jackie, Judith, Vita, -----------------